Wonderful house with pool

Are you looking to rent a room in a house with a pool. Do you enjoy cooking on a grill outside while hanging out with friends? Then look no further. All you need is to be respectful, have a clean criminal history and be able to pay rent and 25% of utilities on time. The House is located approximately 1/3 of a mile away from MNU in Olathe.

As an added bonus the lease is no longer than six months compared to a year for most places!!! Room is available October 1st. Security deposit is 1.5 months rent. The room can be furnished with a bed and mattress.

Common questions people have
Is tobacco/vaping allowed in the house or on the property? NO
Can there be more than one person per room? NO
Do children, partners, friends, life partners, count as a person? Yes
What if my child, partner, spouse only stays a few days a week? NO
Are animals allowed? NO
Are there exceptions to any of the above rules? NO
But what if my dog, cat, snake, child, velociraptor, spouse, partner is really well behaved, potty trained, etc, etc, etc. NO
If I am willing to pay extra money do those exceptions till apply to me? YES
What if it's a lot of money? The answer is still NO, I value my sanity, as well as my existing roommates sanity and quality of life over money.