Bright, clean room available in a quiet, 2-bed, 1-

I’m looking for a roommate. I am 55 years old. I work a lot. I have a dog. His name is Asher. He’s an English bulldog. I’m looking to share a two bedroom one bath apartment with utilities included. Rent would be $600 a month. I live a very quiet Peaceful life I want no trauma whatsoever. I’m gonna be very specific.
No crazy exes pounding on the door at 2am.
No drugged out current boy/girlfriends passed out on the sofa.
No drunken siblings throwing up in the joint bathroom.
No half-naked boy/girlfriends wandering around the apartment first thing in the morning.
No screaming matches on the telephone with your baby mama/daddy over who was supposed to buy diapers this week.
No stealing the food your roommate bought.
No elaborate excuses on why you’re not going to pay your share of the rent/utilities/expenses this month. 50 dollars utilities The total will be $650 a month with the $200 deposit we can live month to month. See how we get along. Hopefully I can find the right person. I’m a very passionate about my quiet surroundings. I read my devotion every day I like for it to be very quiet.