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📋 House Rules
We’ve found that guests on misterb&b are generally respectful and easygoing, and we want to keep that positive energy going. To ensure everyone has a great experience, we ask that you follow a few simple guidelines:
🌿 Respect the Space & Neighbors

We are located in a quiet, wooded subdivision—please be mindful of noise, especially at night
Outdoor and indoor fun is welcome, but must remain respectful of the surrounding neighborhood

🚭 Smoking Policy

No smoking anywhere on the property

🐾 Pets

No guest pets allowed
We have a friendly, well-behaved dog named Charmin, so you’ll need to be comfortable around her

🧼 Cleanliness & Shared Spaces

Please keep shared areas clean and tidy
Treat our home with care as you would your own

🤝 Respect & Vibe

Be respectful, friendly, and easygoing
This is a welcoming, inclusive space—positive energy is everything here

🌿 Clothing-Optional Environment

We are open to a clothing-optional atmosphere in appropriate spaces
Always be respectful and aware of boundaries and comfort levels

💫 Our Goal
We want everyone to have an amazing time while staying here. We’ll do everything we reasonably can to accommodate your needs and make your stay comfortable, fun, and memorable.
Relax, enjoy yourself, and make the most of your time—this is your space to stay, play, and partay responsibly 🎉