Large unfurnished bedroom

Large unfurnished bedroom (13? x 13?, with 10? high ceilings) in 3 room East Village apartment. $1100/month, plus utilities (electricity, Internet). One month ($1100) security deposit. Available November 16, possibly sooner.

Ideal candidate:
Works 9-5 (ish). No unemployed actors, thank you. Graduate students...possibly
On the quiet side. Smart. Interesting.
No drug use
No smoking/vaping
No dogs (will consider a cat)
Bonus if you?re fluent in French (a longish story)
No Trump supporters

Pros:
Great East Village location (13th and First Avenue). Around the corner from the L train, bus stops, and new Trader Joe?s.
It?s cheap(ish)
Quiet roommate
Large room that gets lots of light
Top floor?no noisy neighbors above
Bathroom skylight
Exposed brick walls

Cons:
It?s an old (and old school) East Village apartment?no sink in the bathroom
5 flights of stairs?no elevator
Room faces the street, might get a bit of noise on the weekends, and with garbage pickup
No closet, but closet rods/shelving in place

If you?re dainty, overly refined, accustomed to the niceties of this world, this is not for you. But if you don?t mind roughing it a bit, and washing your hands in the kitchen sink...just think what you can do with $5000 per year in rent savings as compared to other apartments in the neighborhood.

When responding it would be very helpful if you could provide the following information:
?Your first name and age.
?Your job and place of employment.
?What is your current living situation?
?What is a typical weekday like for you, schedule wise? A weekend?
?Do you cook often?
?Do you plan on socializing a lot in the apartment (with friends and family visiting), or out of the apartment?
?How do you feel about...cleaning?
?And just for fun: your favorite book/movie/song or album

Thanks!

A NOTE ON THE PHOTOS: as you can see, repairs and painting are in progress