Writer's House Wing w bath & suite (2 options)

A Message from the House for Writers
Hospitality first. Kindness forward. Creativity always.

You don’t have to be a writer to live here — but if you are, you’ll find inspiration, opportunity, and a home that understands the creative mind. This house is built on warmth, shared meals, shared stories, and the belief that creativity inspires creativity.

I want you to come home and be part of the family. To live, rest, work, and enjoy your life here. Bring your friends for dinner or an afternoon. Fill the rooms with conversation, laughter, and ideas. And yes — selfishly — I’m always looking for more writers. My magazine is brand new, and this is a rare chance to build something from the ground up: your own column, your own deadlines, your own voice in a growing publication.

I’m still licensing up. I’m an over‑educated senior citizen, a philanthropist with a soft spot for writers and good writing. If you’re creative, curious, or simply craving a place to belong, this house is for you.

Oh enough about me, let's find out about you. You are the most important ingredient. Your needs are important. Your space is your own turn the movies up and enjoy your life here.

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Community Ethos & Lifestyle

Who This Home Is For
People who want to come home — truly home — and help build a new family over time.
People who love reading, writing, acting, studying, producing, preparing, imagining.
Mature grown‑ups who thrive in creative environments and respect the craft of others.

Inclusivity
Gender, identity, and lifestyle choices are respected.
The rule is simple: everything in moderation.
Forgiveness is the heartbeat here — forward‑moving, generous, and human.

Seasonal & Cultural Celebrations
We celebrate holidays with joy and hospitality:
Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, Easter —
and also cultural and ancestral observances like Yule, Día de los Muertos, Cinco de Mayo, and others.
This is a house that honors tradition, creativity, and the stories behind every ritual.

The Environment
A private, peaceful home designed to grow into a Heritage House — seasoned early by the sages, artists, and thinkers who pass through.

We contain the drama for the benefit of our work, not live it for the benefit of miscommunication.

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Facilities & Operations

Living Spaces
- Private room
- Private bathroom
- Unfurnished walk‑in closet

Kitchen
- Full kitchen privileges
- No commercial cooking
- A garden is coming soon — help tend it, enjoy the harvest, and share the work.

Alcohol
Yes, responsibly.
Don’t be the always‑drunk aH — not always. Sociable? Absolutely.
If you’re in a sobriety program, you’ll receive $25.00 off each month you stay sober while others may drink around you.

Laundry
A washer and dryer are being arranged. There may be a brief period without on‑site laundry.

Utilities
- Verizon Wireless WiFi: $40.00

Parking
- Driveway parking available.

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House Rules & Expectations

- Dress Code: Modest, casual. No pajamas all day unless you’re in your room.
- Weapons: Firearms, hunting knives, and similar items must remain locked away.
- Room Changes: Ask before altering anything.
- Conduct: No outside troublemakers. No letting azzholees in.

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Financial & Application Terms

- Rent:
- $1,350.00 per month
- or $350.00 per week
- Unfurnished room
- Extra Occupant: $500.00 additional
- Deposit: $150.00
- Cleaning Fee: $20.00

*/*Suite in same house with walk in and private bathroom attached available
Rent:
- $900.00 per month
- or $250.00 per week
- Unfurnished room
- Extra Occupant: $500.00 additional
- Deposit: $150.00
- Cleaning Fee: $20.00

Move‑Out Policy
Same‑day notice is allowed.
Deposit returned within five days if the room is left clean and unchanged.

Background
Applicants with a criminal background may apply — but must discuss it upfront, second chances welcome.

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For Writers
Even if you’re not moving in, you’re welcome to call and talk about your writing for DoctorKhellyMagazine. Creativity is community, and community is the point.

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Household Context
Resident best friend forever:
Owner of the writer’s magazine.

Part‑time resident owner:
Haitian restaurant owner — culture, grit, warmth, and late‑night hospitality woven into the home’s spirit.