Housemate Wanted for Sundrenched Sanctuary

I’ve just rented a stunning palatial 4-bedroom, 4-bathroom 1,970 sq ft. townhouse located in Lafayette nestled in Anna’s Farm and am now looking for a companionable woman to cohabitate with me.
The rent is $3K/month, $1,500 each with utilities averaging about $125/month.
Downstairs, in addition to a two-car garage with plenty of storage, there is a finished bedroom with hard wood floors and a stunning remodeled bathroom. The home boasts a Southern facing living room with a huge bay window bench seat perfect for book lovers on the first floor. On the second floor is a large kitchen with lots of cupboard space and a gas stove, a dining room and sizable family room with a gas fireplace. The 3 carpeted bedrooms are upstairs and feature plenty of windows and closet space, ideal for a home office.
The neighborhood is in-between Louisville and Lafayette, so you get the best of both adorable small towns, convenient for shopping and dining, and only 15 minutes from Boulder.
You are a like-minded 50+ female with impressive dental records, and a solid credit score to match. You are kind, gainfully employed or happily retired, respectful of other and dutifully obey The Golden Rule.
Me, I am a 60-year-old licensed psychotherapist with a thriving practice in Louisville where I treat individuals and couples. As a New York transplant by way of Seattle and Los Angeles, I am left-leaning pickleball and pottery obsessed 420-friendly adult with a not so hidden penchant for thrifting. As an assiduous plant Mom, I adore growing tomatoes, entertaining friends, reading actual books, attending theater and indulging unapologetically in the machinations of reality TV.
You are available to move in now. I look forward to attracting you into my orbit to live with me in our glorious new bachelorette pad. Please DM me.