Large BR & bath in luxury bldg on Mother’s Beach

Hi! I’ve lived here for ten years and it’s the best. My longtime roommate is moving across the country so I need someone to take his place!

Details:
- Move in April 1 (but can be flexible)
- Large (1300 sq ft) 2 BR/ 2BA in Marina del Rey
- You would have second bedroom, with walk-in closet and large bathroom
- Bedroom door opens to large shared balcony (with limited view of the Marina)
- 3rd floor east-facing view
- Full size washer and dryer in unit
- 1 minute walk to Mother's Beach; 8 minute walk to the ocean
- Luxury building with 24/7 security, gated parking, dedicated (tandem) parking spot, 24-hour full gym, rooftop, bbq, pool, clubhouse, bike storage, AC, free happy hour once a week, strong community feel
- Paid: water, gas, trash, Hulu, Max, Netflix, Prime (those last few are subject to my whim)
- Shared: WiFi, electric (your portion of these combined would be around $60)
- Couples considered (let’s discuss rate)

Now the catch:
- Asking $2,100 for rent, which is notably less than half of the total
- This is a discounted rate because I will ask you to help me (to reasonable extent) with my dog, Dino
- Dino is a young schnauzer who is an absolute love bucket. He is house trained, but will use a grass patch on the balcony. He eats at 9 am and 7 pm, and I will sometimes need you to help me with that. I would also appreciate if you walked him occasionally, especially since I work all day away from home. When I travel, I will ask you to please watch him so I don't have to board him. Honestly, he is such a great dog that I should ask for MORE rent just for the privilege of getting to snuggle with him lol!! But I understand it is a responsibility, and I need someone to help.

The list of taboos:
- No smoking. Not even on the balcony. Not even weed. I am fine if you're a pothead, but just not inside please
- Weed and booze only, and only in moderation. I cannot deal with a cokehead or a tweaker, and I've had too many superdrunks come in and out of my life, no more please
- No guns, not even under six layers of plexiglass and safety locked
- No drama, FFS we are adults
- No cats (I am so allergic), but other pets are considered. But there is an additional rent charge for them (I think $75, but will look into it)
- I don't care if you have some sleepovers but don't have someone practically move in here and expect me not to notice or ask them to pay their share
- ABSOLUTELY NO MAGAS or MAGA sympathizers. I should have led with that

About me: I am an advertising professional but currently working retail and having a blast. I'm an actor, a drummer in a band, and I host a pub quiz. I am really into London, music (Beatles obsessed), the tiki scene, drag (LOVE drag queens, so if you are one please apply), and shopping.