Full Split Room Mate to Share Entire Place

Not looking for a spare bedroom- want to split an entire place, must have private baths. SWF 52 yo relocating and could use a roomie or 2. Prefer to split a single fam home vs apartment complex. I am very anti- NWO so if you’re are fully boosted and watching the MSM, I am a bad choice for you unless you genuinely wish to be red pilled. I am highly spiritual, non judgemental and a bonafide oracle. No I don’t play native american flute music or teach yoga but I am wide awake and am focused on work and building my wealth more than I am on dating or partying. It’d be nice to have a friend for an evening cocktail, tho… we don’t need to hang out, ever. That’s ok too. I love rock n roll and curse like a sailor. I am a domestic goddess, trained chef, I eat healthy, may work from home, value privacy, and I really…don’t care what you do, as long as you leave me be, I’ll leave you be.! So easy. I like knowing what’s expected in terms of chores, I hate fighting. Love SciFi. Nature. Cycling. , no I will not take care of your kid or pet, that’s why I don’t have em. I have a very reliable car, am independent, never ask for help unless I HAVE to, I am handy and highly intelligent- I can figure out most anything. I am easy going, don’t have a lot of furniture, 1200 is top end, trying to save $ and would consider multiple roommates in a larger house. I don’t want to be near nelliis (noise) or north. SW or even Summerlin - really don’t know the area just know I’d like to cut expenses in half. Move date is flexible. I’m in phoenix until 6/30 when my place ends then it’s couch surfing so I’d like to get up north any time, in June/July, really. Where’s my homeslice at?