Quiet, Reliable Professional Seeking Low-Key Living Situation
I'm a hybrid remote worker looking for a pragmatic, drama-free living arrangement. I keep to myself—I'm in my room working or relaxing, and I only emerge for essentials like cooking or showering. You won't hear much from me, and I prefer it that way.
What I'm Like:
Rent paid on time or early, month-to-month Clean and organized—I clean as I go and keep my space meticulous Respectful of boundaries: I knock and wait for permission, and I expect the same Quiet and low-tension—no shouting, arguing, or chaos Pet-friendly (love animals) Flexible with guests in moderation My Needs:
A calm, quiet environment (I manage back pain, IBS, and migraines—stress and noise aggravate these) Privacy respected—no eavesdropping, no intrusive questions, no barging in Transactional relationship preferred: I pay rent, follow house rules, we coexist peacefully Lifestyle Notes:
I smoke cannabis evenings/weekends (happy to smoke outside or inside if permitted) I have computer/office equipment and minimal personal belongings I address issues directly and rationally when they arise Dealbreakers: Heavy drinking, hard drug use, drama, fighting, or anyone who needs to "know everything" about me. I'm here to pay rent and live my life—let's keep it simple.
If you value a roommate who is invisible, reliable, and drama-free, we might be a match.
Joseph
48, professional male
Small or large
wanted
Total budget: $800 /month
Availability
Available
Available now
Minimum term
None
Maximum term
None
Looking in
Chelsea & Clinton (Midtown West)
Downtown Brooklyn
East Village, Lower East Side & Chinatown
Financial District & Tribeca
Gravesend
Greenwich Village & Soho
Marine Park
Mill Basin
Prospect Park South
Queens
Sheepshead Bay
About me
Age
48
Smoker?
Yes
Any pets?
No
Occupation
Professional
Interests
films, video games, work, technology, adventures, psychology, philosophy, 420, social justice, entrepreneurship, tattoos, sci-fi, electronics, money
Gender
Male
Orientation
Gay/Lesbian
New household preferences
Smokers OK?
Yes
Pets OK?
Yes
Occupation
Don't mind
Min age
18
Max age
65
Gender
Males preferred
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