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Quiet, Reliable Professional Seeking Low-Key Living Situation

I'm a hybrid remote worker looking for a pragmatic, drama-free living arrangement. I keep to myself—I'm in my room working or relaxing, and I only emerge for essentials like cooking or showering. You won't hear much from me, and I prefer it that way.

What I'm Like:

Rent paid on time or early, month-to-month
Clean and organized—I clean as I go and keep my space meticulous
Respectful of boundaries: I knock and wait for permission, and I expect the same
Quiet and low-tension—no shouting, arguing, or chaos
Pet-friendly (love animals)
Flexible with guests in moderation
My Needs:

A calm, quiet environment (I manage back pain, IBS, and migraines—stress and noise aggravate these)
Privacy respected—no eavesdropping, no intrusive questions, no barging in
Transactional relationship preferred: I pay rent, follow house rules, we coexist peacefully
Lifestyle Notes:

I smoke cannabis evenings/weekends (happy to smoke outside or inside if permitted)
I have computer/office equipment and minimal personal belongings
I address issues directly and rationally when they arise
Dealbreakers: Heavy drinking, hard drug use, drama, fighting, or anyone who needs to "know everything" about me. I'm here to pay rent and live my life—let's keep it simple.

If you value a roommate who is invisible, reliable, and drama-free, we might be a match.

  • Joseph
  • 48, professional male
  • Small or large wanted

Total budget: $800 /month

Availability

Available
Available now
Minimum term
None
Maximum term
None

Looking in

  • Chelsea & Clinton (Midtown West)
  • Downtown Brooklyn
  • East Village, Lower East Side & Chinatown
  • Financial District & Tribeca
  • Gravesend
  • Greenwich Village & Soho
  • Marine Park
  • Mill Basin
  • Prospect Park South
  • Queens
  • Sheepshead Bay

About me

Age
48
Smoker?
Yes
Any pets?
No
Occupation
Professional
Interests
films, video games, work, technology, adventures, psychology, philosophy, 420, social justice, entrepreneurship, tattoos, sci-fi, electronics, money
Gender
Male
Orientation
Gay/Lesbian

New household preferences

Smokers OK?
Yes
Pets OK?
Yes
Occupation
Don't mind
Min age
18
Max age
65
Gender
Males preferred

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