Gay Male Looking for Room to Rent

Why you should ask me to be your roommate!
Finding an apartment to rent or room to rent in New York City is one of the most time consuming and often aggravating processes in the world. I?ve been going through all the possible websites to find a room to rent or apartment and decided I?d take my search one step farther. I?ve decided to let the room find me! As one of my favorite women ever, Whitney Houston, said, Step by Step. I am looking for an apartment or room to rent and I specifically want it to be in Astoria.

I?d make a good roommate. Why? Well, let?s see.

I have a steady job so you know I?ll make my rent. My credit score is high (trust me I checked it today). I?m gay, let?s just put that out there! Who doesn?t want a gay roommate? It?s like having a real life floor length mirror that talks back and will never let you walk out of the apartment in the wrong shoes. I?ll probably spend 3 ? 5 days a week away, so you get a roommate while almost living alone. Talk about a quiet roommate right?

I have an adorable pug who loves almost everyone she meets (but she does have standards). She is sweet, well-trained and there isn?t a person on earth who doesn?t fall in love with her. She is American Kennel Club (AKC) approved and she will only spend about 50% of her time in my apartment as I like to take her with me if I will be away.

If that doesn?t make me sound appealing maybe this will? I can cook. I like to consider myself the gay Martha Deen (Paula Deen and Martha Stewarts illegitimate child). Okay, I?m not that good, but I promise I can cook.

I clean, but at the same time don?t mind if you aren?t anally on top of your dishes. Cleaning gives me something to do when I get bored with TV and who are we kidding, TV is boring lately so you can count on a clean apartment.

I?m an excellent mixologist. Seriously though, what gay isn?t? If you like my cooking you?ll love my mixing. Not only do I mix though, I am a really good wine shopper. If you have $10 I can guarantee we can find a good wine to sip while sitting on the couch if we share a roommate movie night together.

I have tons of music a roommate could have access to. That?s obviously just a side perk to living with me. I love music and listen to it most of the time. When I write I rarely write in silence, but I prefer to wear headphones so the music won?t bother you if you aren?t a music person. I?m so considerate that way!

Also, I shouldn?t forget to mention, I am a runner. Runner for life in fact. If you need motivation to get yourself out on the pavement I am your guy (but you don?t have to run with me of course, just putting that sentiment out there).

If you?re a girl I have a few straight guy friends you may just hit it off with, if you are gay I have tons of perfect gay friends and if you are a straight man? all bets are off. Just kidding! If you are a straight man you can just imagine how many hot girl friends I have that I am happy to invite or not invite around.

After four years of living in Manhattan I think it?s time for a change. I want to live in Astoria and bring the Queen out in me! Oh, I mean the Queens out in me.

So what do you think? You want to live with me right? Or you know someone who would? Let me know!