Bellevue Prime Location/ All utilities included

"10/10 room mate. The critics would rate her a 97% on rotten tomatoes- if that were a roommate rating site” ― Sydney lived 2015-2018

"Once Jessa did a boudoir shoot in her bedroom and then came out and ate a can of ravioli and I have never loved her more for it." ― Emma 2017-2018

"This is so weird but I guess I would say you're a really cool down to earth chick and that someone would be lucky to live in that apartment... and with you." - My ex 2019-2021

Yes, I asked my friends and past room mates to text me testimonials on what it was like living with me and, if I end up being a 30- something year old with roommates and you receive a text from me one day asking the same. Do not be surprised.

Truthfully, I believe I’m a cool person to live with. I wash my dishes before I eat. I leave my laundry in the dryer for too long but never make this mistake in the washer. I do random deep cleans and have been apart of- but would never assign- a f*cking chores list. I can keep a house in good shape and be apart of a good feeling home too. Lifestyle wise, it’s insured that you’ll meet my friends. I have precisely 4 best girl friends. They are all successful, kind and a little wild. Together we socially drink (sometimes I drink alone). My friends, previously stated and others not mentioned may come over time to time. You are also more than welcome to have company. If I’m lucky I will bring home an overnight guest but never in a gross frat boy way. You are also welcomed to have extracurricular guests over. Girlfriends/boyfriends-or whatever in between. Just please no marriage affairs, that’s all too desperate housewives and we don’t need that kind of drama in our house.

About me: I am a half extrovert, half introvert. I enjoy watching re-reruns of comforting shows and when I’m not doing that I’m working out, being social, travelling or writing one of the 2 books I’m working on. I’m one part Carrie Bradshaw one part Samantha Jones. (If you don’t know that reference it does not mean we can’t live together). As for a career I just finished my Masters degree in Boulder Colorado in Clinical Mental Health Counseling. I’m a shrink but I’m not too shrinky. I listen to Eckhardt Tolle and Jordan Peterson but I don’t quote them like yesterday’s slang. (it’s okay if you don’t know these references either). I’m accepting towards anyone, color, sex, who you have sex with, what you do. Just pay your rent on time and be a good person. My dad and his wife live in Bellevue and have an adorable half cavalier half poodle. She’s 11 pounds. Like the weight of two gallons of alternative milk. I will kidnap her from time to time and we’ll have this adorable dog walking around our apartment. Sorry though, you can’t have one of your own. I don’t make the rules.

The place: I’m VERY aware that the photos of this condo are absolute junk. My dad’s wife sent them, bless her heart. You’ll have to take my word on it, the apartment is VERY nice. I'm willing to send more photos once the current tenants are moved out (late may). If we get along and you want to go ahead with renting we can meet up and walk the apartment before you sign anything. This location is highly desired and for an incredible price. 1200$ includes everything. Furnished place. The pictures posted are NOT how I am going to furnish it. I have cute and clean furniture, beiges and blacks. With lots of plants that I will take care of. The apartment will be very simplistic and clean and you can spice it up with whatever you want (within reason like don't bring in a giant bean bag or neon naked girls lamps) (actually on second thought- if you have naked neon women lamps bring them). I have all the necessities. (cutlery, blenders, couch, tv, tequila, etc). Full disclosure the only reason we can rent this place so low is because my dad owns it. Because of this move in date is as flexible as yoga teacher named Rain. But with that said, I'm moving in June 1 and would like to get someone in there as soon as possible. June 1, July 1. Your space: You'll have your room, your own bathroom (adjacent to your bedroom). It is a communal bathroom because its placed in the shared place but if you want I can have my guests use mine so it is truly only yours. In this deal you dont just get a cool room mate you also get your own underground parking spot and an underground extra storage unit for bikes and stuff. The place is 1200 square feet.

Cool shit I do: I paint, I write, I have a robust social network and social engagements. I’m a therapist but I don’t want to be yours. I bartend and enjoy making the classics old fashions, French 75’s, margaritas even if it’s a Tuesday night. I hike and once I did across an entire country. I travel often. I swear and say crude things.

Annoying shit I do: I swear and say crude things. I’m not always first to communicate. I drink on Tuesdays. I think I’m cool because I make French 75’s on Tuesdays. I can be loud, my laugh always is.

Who should message me:
I’m looking for someone who isn’t intimated by this post. If you laughed that’s a bonus. A young professional or just pay your rent on time. Introverts accepted but not preferred I won’t judge you for it but I’m more fun to someone who isn’t super shy. Someone similar aged, working on themselves but not taking themselves so “Bellevue”. If you’ve ever participated in a pyramid scheme or refer to remotes as clickers, then I am not the room mate for you. Down for a girl or guy.