Need 1 more roommate for nice ass big apartment

idiot with the glasses ain't a roommate

We want to rip a new apartment with the crew and move into this bigger pad - it's a 5 BR but split 4 ways we would could still afford it. So we would have 2 living rooms essentially.

We're willing to live with a Randy Johnson just to live in this fat crib. We're 3 good friends, all work for an e-commerce startup - so we work most of the day.

We're fairly normal young dudes. Work during the week and rip it up on the weekends. We got surfers, fishers, botanists, librarians, you name it we've done it.

We wanna get you on this lease son.

So drink the kool-aid and maybe die with us.