💎 Hidden Gem! Luxury, Lush Vibes & Room 💎

Bedroom

🔌 Shared costs—includes a professional housekeeper (shared spaces, room optional) every three weeks, central heating, utilities (power, water) and blazing-fast Sonic Fiber internet throughout.
Accessibility: Not wheelchair accessible. The front door has three steps to enter the house, the backdoor has one. The indoor stairs are narrow and steep.

🏡 🏡 🏡 The Room: Cozy & Sun-Kissed 🏡🏡 🏡
Your future bedroom is a charming 10’x11’ retreat, bathed in natural light from two sunny windows. The gleaming hardwood floors add warmth and character, while the built-in closet offers smart, space-saving storage. A blank canvas awaiting your personal touch, this cozy room is a peaceful escape, but the house itself is an absolute dream. The room comfortably fits a queen sized bed with bedside tables, a desk, chair, and dresser, with room to spare.

🛀You’ll share a bathroom with vintage elegance, featuring a separate shower and soaking tub—perfect for melting away stress. Shared with just one other housemate who is tidy, thoughtful, and never leaves the seat up!

🏰🏰🏰 The Home: A Blend of Comfort & Extravagance 🏰🏰🏰
This gorgeous four-bedroom, two-story home is a rare find—balancing luxury and warmth with a welcoming, stress-reducing atmosphere. Whether you love hosting, crafting, relaxing, or just vibing to beautiful art and thoughtfully curated lighting, this home has room for it all.

🍳 Spacious Kitchen & Sun-Filled Breakfast Nook:
A chef’s playground, stocked with premium appliances, including a gas range, dishwasher, Vitamix, KitchenAid, instapot, crock pot, Berkey filter, food dehydrator, and food processor. Whether you’re crafting an elaborate meal, experimenting with home ferments, or indulging in a midnight snack, this kitchen is ready for culinary adventures.

🫖Bonus: Enjoy your mornings in the sunny breakfast nook, surrounded by lush tropical plants. The house maintains an eclectic shared collection of teas, medicinal herbs, and supplement impulse-buys.

📚 Elegant Living & Dining Areas: Whether you're lost in a novel in the cozy library-lounge, making music (or trying to!) at the piano, grooving to the integrated audio system, or gathering for a lively feast at the spacious dining table (which comfortably seats eight), every space is intentionally designed to foster both relaxation and connection.

📽️Downstairs Den & Theater Lounge – Kick back with surround-sound and projection for an immersive movie night experience—better than the cinema! The massive double-queen-sized couch bed comfortably fits up to eight people, but with pillows and blankets galore, the space easily transforms into a giant cuddle zone—perfect for cozy, communal movie nights where everyone can lounge, relax, and sink into comfort. Log in yourself or use one of our channels which include HBO, Disney, Prime, Hulu, AppleTV and a Plex server running on a PS4.

🛏️ Versatile Retreat Room – Designed to easily transform to fit your needs. Whether you’re hosting a guest, setting the scene for a cozy date night, or turning it into a massage studio for ultimate relaxation, this room adapts to bring a little extra magic into your home.

🎭 The Costume Closet – A treasure trove of outfits for theme parties, spontaneous dress-up, or fully embracing your weird and wonderful self. Yes, there's room for your outfits and you’re absolutely welcome to borrow from it!

💪 Indoor/Outdoor Fitness & Recovery zones – Stay active and flexy with a stationary bike, free weights, yoga props, stretching equipment, gym mats, and a hard point for a yoga swing, self-suspension, and movement practice. The luxe leather bench is perfect for glute activation and strength training. And after your workout? The mineral hot tub awaits you.

🚗 Storage & Parking:
Plenty of safe street parking and access to a detached garage for extra storage—including additional freezer and fridge space for those who love to stock up or meal prep! Storage is legit, and you will get your own dedicated heavy-duty self unit. Room for a bike as well.

🌴 🌴 🌴 Outdoor Oasis:🌴 🌴 🌴

🍋 Sunny Front Yard & Garden Beds – A perfect space for your green thumb to flourish! We have kumquats, Meyer lemons, Makrut limes, strawberries, purple collards, and a mix of other edible and decorative plants. And, there's plenty of opportunity to nurture and expand this little urban oasis.

🌿 Shaded back patio with privacy from neighbors—perfect for morning caffeination or evening unwinding.

🛁 Indulgent Mineral Hot Tub – Unwind with a friend or a good book beneath a fragrant canopy of grapefruit blossoms and colorful cafe lights. The mineral-based soak is gentle on your skin, so you can stay as long as you like in your own little jungle spa.

📍📍📍Location Location Location!!! 📍📍📍

Nestled in a quiet, friendly neighborhood, you’ll be surrounded by a mix of families, professionals, and kind-hearted neighbors. Plus, you’re just:
🚗 2 blocks from Hwy 13 & 4 minutes to 580
🛍️ 5 minutes to the Laurel District & 10 minutes to Montclair Village
🌲 10 minutes to Redwood Regional, Joaquin Miller, and Robert Regional Park for hiking, running, and fresh air
🚆 12 minutes to Fruitvale BART—easy access to the rest of the Bay Area! The bus stops on right out front.
🍎 Nearby Groceries: Little and Big Farmer Joe’s, The Food Mill (natural/bulk grocery.) CVS, Peets, and Safeway are a 10 minute walk over the bridge.

👽 👽 👽Who We Are:👽 👽 👽

We’re two chill, ambiverted humans who keep things pretty mellow at home much of the time but enjoy being out and about on weekends. We love sharing meals, movies, and creative projects, but also value solo time to recharge. We’re looking for someone who enjoys communal vibes without forced togetherness.

Loosely speaking, we’re both community organizers, occasional artists/makers, nature lovers, hikers, omnivores, readers, podcast enthusiasts, gamers, cuddlers, and Netflix bingers (together and separately).

We’re both poly (but not dating each other), and while we’re happy to share more about our identities and interests, this post keeps getting flagged and we’re not sure why. So, for now, let’s just put a 🧷SAFETY PIN🧷 in it and chat over email. 😜

R (She/Her) 🙎🏼‍♀️
🩺 Early 40s, works in healthcare. Does patient care remotely at times but isn’t on Zoom 24/7.
✨ High-femme on the outside, tomboy on the inside.
🔥 Burning Man veteran (9 years on the playa), harm reductionist, and Zendo volunteer.
🧠 ADHD-brained with a talent for optimizing—whether it needs it or not, and if she remembers that's what she was doing.
🧹 MEDIUM TIDY – Messy room, spotless kitchen.
🏋️‍♀️ Plans to work out, but either hyperfocuses for hours (this posting for reference) or just plays Pokémon GO instead.
♐ INFJ/P-T, Enneagram 2w3, Sagittarius with Cancer rising and a Sag moon (if you’re into that kind of thing).
Pet Peeves: 🍌 Bananas in any form. 🚰 Poor kitchen etiquette

T (He/Him) 🙎🏼‍♂️
💻 Mid-40s, works in tech-adjacent fields, but absolutely not a tech-bro.
🔧 Fixer of things, maker of both artsy and practical projects.
🤲 Professional cuddler (yes, really).
🧼 VERY TIDY – You could eat off his floor, but he might spring a gear if you do.
🚴‍♂️ Somehow actually enjoys “going outside” and makes hikes, walks, and long bike rides look way too easy.
🗣️ Expert listener, effortlessly kind, and the type of human who actually remembers what you said last week.
🐂 Big grounding Taurus energy,
Pet Peeves: 🍿 Popcorn. 🧽 When dirty things touch clean things.